Conversations in our house the last few days.

Sophie on being home at 10.30 every night...." I don't need to be out late, I have to get up for work" ( !!!!!)
On going out. " I can't be bothered going out at the weekend, I would rather go for a drink on tuesday and not deal with the crowds" ( !!!!!!!!!!)

Isaac and Elijah, having been in Sophie's room and eating 2 of her chocolates.
BOTH "It wasn't me, it was him! HE ate them!"
ME " Oh well, when she gets home, she will know and probably, she will call the police because that is actually stealing"
BOTH " Oh...OH......QUICK have a drink, get the smell out of your mouth....have I got chocolate around my mouth.....CAN YOU SEE ANY CHOCOLATE???"

On arriving at the park, an ambulance drew up next to our car, Isaac was all ears listening to the frantic mother explaining what had befallen her poor child.
ISAAC " Oh, that sounds bad, he has dislocated his knee, his KNEE CAP has POPPED OUT!
SETH " Wow, that's cool, lets get out and go and see!"
ELIJAH " Yeah but I want to see ACTUAL BLOOD!"