12 days of Christmas, thanks to Gramma (and Auntie Leah.)
On the first day of Christmas my mother gave to me
The promise of some festive time glee.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my mother gave to me, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the third day of Christmas my mother gave to me
three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
Four fights with Howard.three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my mother gave to me FIVE BEN 10 TOYS
On the sixth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the seventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me
Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the eighth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the ninth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the tenth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
10 melted chocolates, 9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me
11 sloppy paint stains, 10 melted chocolates, 9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my mother gave to me 12 glitter gel pens, 11 sloppy paint stains, 10 melted chocolates, 9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
( Next year may we suggest thumb screws and a stun gun? Also, I am SO doing this for Joshua when he is 5!)
The promise of some festive time glee.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my mother gave to me, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the third day of Christmas my mother gave to me
three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
Four fights with Howard.three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my mother gave to me FIVE BEN 10 TOYS
On the sixth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the seventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me
Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the eighth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the ninth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the tenth day of Christmas my mother gave to me
10 melted chocolates, 9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my mother gave to me
11 sloppy paint stains, 10 melted chocolates, 9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my mother gave to me 12 glitter gel pens, 11 sloppy paint stains, 10 melted chocolates, 9 ways of yelling, 8 shredded tissues.Seven million small screws, Six hundred stickers, FIVE BEN 10 TOYS, Four fights with Howard, three piles of named gifts, two boxes full and The promise of some festive time glee.
( Next year may we suggest thumb screws and a stun gun? Also, I am SO doing this for Joshua when he is 5!)
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7 Comments:
sounds like your mom spoiled you guys. your boys are to stinking cute...
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Fun Helen! :)
Merry Christmas!!
Lol! I love it!
And a very Merry Christmas to you!
Cute poem, mom...not so cute. When people give my kids gifts that are too noisy or messy, they mysteriously disappear and I give them to Toys for Tots the next year.
GLitter pens and BEN 10 Toys - sounds like lots of treasures. Not the fights with H, but the rest sounds perfectly delightful - especially the festive time glee.
The boys are adorable - and glad to see mine aren't the only ones who wear shorts inside in winter, or perform acrobatics on the furniture. What a wonderfully crazy and chaotic and fun and mischievous hous you have! A Very Happy Christmas to you all!
How about this...we wear shorts OUTSIDE in the winter ;)
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