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Friday, August 11, 2006

Did you want poop?

Did you? Seems people were sort of wanting pictures of the poop.
Never one to disappoint, I have some poop pictures, not my child, although beloved to me.
This is Lily. Sweet, smiley, dearest Lily...having just woken from her nap. She ( aww bless) took her nappy off. That, the lump, stuck in her hair...that's POOH!
On her hands, pooh...apart from the index finger, that you will notice is squeaky clean. The index finger that she has in her mouth..yes, THAT ONE!
Is it that she is my niece and lives so far away, in America, that even now she is divine to me. Of course I didn't have to bathe her or try and get that clump of pooh out of her hair, I didn't have to scrub the finger nails...all 9 of them that had pooh underneath.
She is still just so bloody GORGEOUS isn't she? Look how pleased she is with herself......I mind so much that this baby and her sister, Izzie, who is just 2 weeks younger than Elijah live so far away and that we don't see them grow up in the real live, smoochy even when pooh covered flesh. If I DID see this baby often she would have sort of squashed cheeks instead of those chubby round ones and her legs would probably have bite marks on them because I would definately have to bite them and squeeze them a big lot.

On the pooh homefront, my boy really does seem to have cottoned on, he has already ( because I suspect he is a genius and terribly advanced, even if we do remember that he is 3 years and some weeks and only just thinking a potty might be good) decided that if we are out and he thinks maybe there could be a toilet near, he wants it, needs a wee-wee or pooh....I hate this part of potty training, when they feel the need to visit every single restroom in a 400 yard radius. BORING.
He gets the potty though and even when he was ready for bed, with night time nappy on that he was very cross about, he dropped his pants, took off the nappy and POOPED in the potty.

Is that enough pooh for today? I could tell you how my bowels are if you feel the need, maybe not. Baby and toddler pooh is sort of amusing.....mine is nothing to laugh about, I promise you.


Blogger oh evil one said...

she is gorgeous and i feel your pain while visiting every restroom in martin county with lyric. by the way she has been potty trained for months, when do public restrooms lose their charm? when huh?

1:43 am  
Blogger mom of 2 said...

She's cute...pooh and all! And congratulations on your son's pooh!!

My daughter decided once to try to change her own pooh diaper when she was about 2. She didn't do such a good job of it!! Pooh memories are great ones!!

3:28 am  
Blogger LosingSanity said...

I am thankful to report that neither of my kids have done this yet. I say yet, bc Sebastian is still young enough...15 months. But, Makenneh has played in it before, getting it just on her hands. Thankfully, she did this when daddy was home with her.

Congrats on the potty business! I am envious as i feel Makenneh will never give in and use the potty full time. But rest assured, that when in public, she will use every restroom she can get into! LOL!

5:24 am  
Blogger Lou said...

mama said that my hands were always in my diaper when I was a I know what thats like..sort of..well, maybe mama knows what thats like...

1:33 pm  
Blogger Julie Q said...

4 kids and lucky me, not a one of them ever got into their diaper. Thank goodness! :)

She is beautiful. I'd miss kissing her too Helen.

6:21 pm  
Blogger G said...

Lovely. I like it. lol. Should I try to post the pictures of Audrey painting her room with bowel movements (this was over a year ago). LOVELY thing to walk into! lol.

6:29 pm  
Blogger Angry Dad said...

Yep, that's disgusting! I couldn't bring myself to post pictures of my poop story, but then again, my hands were full wiping it up!

11:40 am  

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