Actual conversation we had not 10 minutes ago.
Me. " Who would like to go to Mac Donalds for dinner?"
Seth. " Me, I want to have chicken nuggets, the correct name for nuggets is Testicles"
Me. " Hmmmm...do you know what the correct name for a willy is?"
Seth." Weener"
Me "well, no the correct name is Penis"
( much snorting and repeating of name.)
Isaac. " What do you have then?"
Me. "Ladies have vaginas"
( much hysteria because let's face it, that is a funny word)
Seth. "VAGINAS! VAGINAS! mummy has vaginas"
Me. "Just the one, Seth that's always been plenty"
Isaac. " you so haven't got a vagina, you just have a mane."
So, there you have it.
Seth. " Me, I want to have chicken nuggets, the correct name for nuggets is Testicles"
Me. " Hmmmm...do you know what the correct name for a willy is?"
Seth." Weener"
Me "well, no the correct name is Penis"
( much snorting and repeating of name.)
Isaac. " What do you have then?"
Me. "Ladies have vaginas"
( much hysteria because let's face it, that is a funny word)
Seth. "VAGINAS! VAGINAS! mummy has vaginas"
Me. "Just the one, Seth that's always been plenty"
Isaac. " you so haven't got a vagina, you just have a mane."
So, there you have it.
5 Comments:
He he
Until about a year ago my son (5 yrs. old) was convinced that girls had a penis with no testicles. It took much convincing to get him to believe otherwise!
That's too funny!!
haha!!! That was great, Helen.
I've had the same conversation w/my 4 year old.
See, fast food chicken always leads to some sort of perversion!
OH, the things kids say! Who needs comedians when you have a house full of kids?!
LOL
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