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The boy survey.
THE BOY SURVEY
WHAT IS YOUR MOST FAVORITE CRAYOLA CRAYON? Crayons are the pitts, Isaac takes the paper off, Eli breaks them, Eli scribbles on everything with them and they smell, horrible smell..how can Eli eat them?
WHEN YOU COLOR IN COLOR BOOKS, DO YOU JUST COLOR OR DO YOU COLOR AND OUTLINE YOUR COLORING? I outline first and then colour and I colour with a 'u' thankyou.
ROLAIDS OR TUMS? Gaviscon.
FAVORITE MEN'S COLOGNE? Farenheit, always.
CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN OR CLOSED? Closed and if you are in the same room as me you'd better eat with your mouth closed because if you don't, my head explodes.
DO YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE OR COUGH? When in company, of course, on my own? Sneezing loud and hard is most satisfying.
HOW OFTEN A DAY DO YOU REALLY WASH YOUR HANDS? Alot.
Endlessly
WHAT YOU SEXIEST MOST FAVORITE CAR? Who knows? One that works, one that doesn't stink of burned rubber everytime you go in it, pretty sure it'd be someone elses' car.But this one...THIS ONE
I nearly kissed it when I saw one in the street last week.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER? Damn thing has to be manually connected to the internet, if it was H's computer he would have fixed it by now.
HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE? No, but I stabbed my ex.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO? I don't think so, would rather God dealt with it.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN BATTERED HUSBANDS? Yes.
DO YOU LIKE BATTERED FRENCH FRIES? No. ugh.
DO YOU EVER GET MAD AT YOURSELF FOR BEING SO ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET? Nope.
DO CLOTHES AND TRASH PILE UP WHILE YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET.. Laundry..I hate doing laundry in the day, I do all my laundry at night, when everyone sleeps, I love doing it then, peaceful and satisfying and no little boys helping and messing it all up.
H does all the dishes.
WHAT DISH DO YOU HATE COOKING THE MOST? Mixed grill, too many things cooking at differet times!
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? The mirror has two faces.
WHATS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE MUSIC TRAC? Jordan plays this one song over and over...it's called the whistle song, I love it, wish I didn't know the words though!
DO YOU ASSOCIATE MUSIC WITH PEOPLE YOU LIKE? sometimes
WHAT WAS PUBLIC OR PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL LIKE? Grammar school ,hated it, was bullied. Still hate the smell of school, makes my stomach heave.
WHATS IT LIKE TO HAVE A REAL FATHER AND MOTHER AND GRANDPA AND GRANDMA? Priceless.
DO YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD IN YOUR CAR? Look, the damn car hardly works, you think the CD player works? In fact its so old it has a tape player that doesn't work. Damn car.
DO YOU HATE GOING TO THE STORE? Only if I don't have much money, I hate it when I have to tally up how much everything is and put stuff back.
WHAT MAKES YOU SNEEZE? bright lights.
WHAT WAS IT LIKE HAVING GIRLFRIENDS AND DUDE FRIENDS (NOT ROMANTIC) TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU? Wonderful, life should be full of these memories for when you are old.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN A PERSON: WHINING, CRYING, OR RAGING? Raging. H just did that, he does that when he skips his meds.It makes me dislike him with a frightening intensity.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST POPPED AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WAS OR HOW YOU GO THERE? When I drive.
DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL SELF IMAGE? Honest and kind.
DO YOU LIKE BLONDE HAIR OR DARK HAIR ON A GUY? Dark Hair
WHAT DOES A WATERMELON REMIND YOU OF? pips and american movies.
DO YOU SEE FACES ON FURNITURE, LIKE A RADIO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE EYES AND WHATEVER? Of course.
WHATS THE BEST THING YOU LIKE ABOUT LO? Her absolute joy in life. Her confidence.
LACEY? she is SO witty, makes me laugh all the time.
H? His patience, usually just not today.
LIL SOUTHERN GIRL? Gentleness
JULIE Q? her patience and gentleness. Also the way she loves her man.
JULIE JULIE BO BOOLIE? Generosity.
KING? The little boy inside and his honesty with himself and others.
DAWN? I want to go out with Lo and Dawn, I want that belly laughing that goes on.
RICKY? He looks out for the boy.
LOU? So ladylike and she says such nice things to me!
WHATS YOU FAVORITE GIRLS NAME Ruby or Scarlett.
FAVORITE BOYS NAME? Ezra.
FAVORITE KIND OF DAY? Cold crisp smokey fall day..its like that right now, no coats and no sweating. Heaven for me.
FAVORITE COSTUME? dunno
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE FOR A DAY WHO WOULD IT BE? Sharon Osbourne.
FAVORITE GAME? I really HATE games.
DO YOU EVER GO BACK AND BECOME THAT LITTLE PERSON INSIDE YOU? Nope, I don't need to, the little girl in me was happy every day, safe and loved...don't need to redo any of that.
WHATS YOUR WORST DREAM? I always dream I am lost and can't find my way back to my kids.
DO YOU BELLIEVE IN ALIENS? Yes I do.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED? No. My boys were.
HAVE YOU EVER FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED? No, too scared.
AS A CHILD DID YOU LIKE OPPOSITE GENDER TOYS? Yep.
DO YOU GO TO THE TOY ISLE WHEN YOU AT WALMART? I used to.
FAVORITE COLOR WASH CLOTH AND TOWEL? White
HARD OR SOFT HOUSE SHOES? No shoes in the house. Ever.
WHY DONT YOU PAINT PICTURES? because I do pencil ones.
WHY DONT YOU SEW? I dont have a sewing machine. But I can sew. Same as Lo.
"TENNIS SHOES" FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, WITH OUR WITHOUT SOCKS? With socks. always...
DO YOU ITCH? 24 hours a day, I am on medication for it for life.
ARE YOU EXCESSIVELY THIRSTY? No I am not diabetic.
DO YOU LIKE POTATOES AND IF SO HOW? Yes. YES damn it.
WHAT THINGS DO YOU COLLECT? Staues of mothers and little boys.
I SKIPPED THESE QUESTIONS BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME THINGS PEOPLE SO DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME!!!
YOU EVER SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW AFTER YOUR PARENTS WENT TO BED? Of course not. I was a very good girl.
WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER LAUGHED AT STONED? Can anyone imagine me stoned?
YOU EVER BEEN ON A DOUBLE DATE ? Never so the 2nd part of this question didn't count!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WALK HOME AFTER A DATE PUT YOU OUT OF THE CAR BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED YOU TO DO IT AND YOU DIDNT WANT TO? I can honestly say that every man I ever dated was so respectful, even now boys that I knew then say that they would never have thought of pushing me.
DO YOU GOT INGROWN TOENAIL? YES!!!
HAS ANYONE EVER STEPPED ON IT? Eli, three times a day at least!!
WHAT HAPPENED? I YELLED! He laughs.
FIGHT OR FLIGHT? Fight probably.
IN PUBLIC WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE BELCHES? Laugh
FARTS? AS above.
HAVE YOU EVER SLIPPED AND FALLEN IN A STORE? No
THOSE BELL RINGING SALVATION ARMY PEOPLE PISS YOU OFF?
No.....but my stepson hates them, he used to get me up in front of the store manager all the time for being abusive.
HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO THEM AND TOLD THEM YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY? No!
DO YOU ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE BANGS ON IT LIKE THEY GONNA LOCK YO ASS UP!? It doesn't happen.
IF YOU COULD GET A NEW HOBBY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Piano playing.
DO YOU WRITE LONG HAND LETTERS? Not any more.
YOU LIKE CANDY OR FLOWERS FOR VALENTINES? I like it all.I just don't get it.
WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? Lots of stuff and all my kids here.
GRANNY PANTIES, HIGH CUT HIP OR BIKINIS? Granny panties they are most comfy.
YOU LIKE MEN IN JOCKS OR BOXER? Boxers...briefs??? ewwwwww.
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR NEXT CHILD TO BE IF IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE? A girl one
WHAT WOULD YO NAME HIM OR HER? Ruby or Hannah.
DO YOU LOVE TO BE PUBLICALLY AFFECTIONATE? Oh my yes.yes. yes.
ALL DAY SPA EXPERIENCE OR ALL DAY LIMO RIDE? I 'll take the Limo ride ....to London.
FAVORITE CEREAL? Oatmeal with brown sugar
MALE OR FEMALE TEDDYBEAR? Neither
YOU SCARED OF MICE? yes
OK THATS A WRAP, YOUVE BEEN SWARHUMPLED! Hooray, a first time for everything.
KISS KING And right back at ya!
WHAT IS YOUR MOST FAVORITE CRAYOLA CRAYON? Crayons are the pitts, Isaac takes the paper off, Eli breaks them, Eli scribbles on everything with them and they smell, horrible smell..how can Eli eat them?
WHEN YOU COLOR IN COLOR BOOKS, DO YOU JUST COLOR OR DO YOU COLOR AND OUTLINE YOUR COLORING? I outline first and then colour and I colour with a 'u' thankyou.
ROLAIDS OR TUMS? Gaviscon.
FAVORITE MEN'S COLOGNE? Farenheit, always.
CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN OR CLOSED? Closed and if you are in the same room as me you'd better eat with your mouth closed because if you don't, my head explodes.
DO YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU SNEEZE OR COUGH? When in company, of course, on my own? Sneezing loud and hard is most satisfying.
HOW OFTEN A DAY DO YOU REALLY WASH YOUR HANDS? Alot.
Endlessly
WHAT YOU SEXIEST MOST FAVORITE CAR? Who knows? One that works, one that doesn't stink of burned rubber everytime you go in it, pretty sure it'd be someone elses' car.But this one...THIS ONE
I nearly kissed it when I saw one in the street last week.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER? Damn thing has to be manually connected to the internet, if it was H's computer he would have fixed it by now.
HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE? No, but I stabbed my ex.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO? I don't think so, would rather God dealt with it.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN BATTERED HUSBANDS? Yes.
DO YOU LIKE BATTERED FRENCH FRIES? No. ugh.
DO YOU EVER GET MAD AT YOURSELF FOR BEING SO ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET? Nope.
DO CLOTHES AND TRASH PILE UP WHILE YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET.. Laundry..I hate doing laundry in the day, I do all my laundry at night, when everyone sleeps, I love doing it then, peaceful and satisfying and no little boys helping and messing it all up.
H does all the dishes.
WHAT DISH DO YOU HATE COOKING THE MOST? Mixed grill, too many things cooking at differet times!
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? The mirror has two faces.
WHATS YOUR CURRENT FAVORITE MUSIC TRAC? Jordan plays this one song over and over...it's called the whistle song, I love it, wish I didn't know the words though!
DO YOU ASSOCIATE MUSIC WITH PEOPLE YOU LIKE? sometimes
WHAT WAS PUBLIC OR PRIVATE HIGH SCHOOL LIKE? Grammar school ,hated it, was bullied. Still hate the smell of school, makes my stomach heave.
WHATS IT LIKE TO HAVE A REAL FATHER AND MOTHER AND GRANDPA AND GRANDMA? Priceless.
DO YOU PLAY YOUR MUSIC LOUD IN YOUR CAR? Look, the damn car hardly works, you think the CD player works? In fact its so old it has a tape player that doesn't work. Damn car.
DO YOU HATE GOING TO THE STORE? Only if I don't have much money, I hate it when I have to tally up how much everything is and put stuff back.
WHAT MAKES YOU SNEEZE? bright lights.
WHAT WAS IT LIKE HAVING GIRLFRIENDS AND DUDE FRIENDS (NOT ROMANTIC) TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU? Wonderful, life should be full of these memories for when you are old.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN A PERSON: WHINING, CRYING, OR RAGING? Raging. H just did that, he does that when he skips his meds.It makes me dislike him with a frightening intensity.
HAVE YOU EVER JUST POPPED AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WAS OR HOW YOU GO THERE? When I drive.
DESCRIBE YOUR IDEAL SELF IMAGE? Honest and kind.
DO YOU LIKE BLONDE HAIR OR DARK HAIR ON A GUY? Dark Hair
WHAT DOES A WATERMELON REMIND YOU OF? pips and american movies.
DO YOU SEE FACES ON FURNITURE, LIKE A RADIO, DOES IT LOOK LIKE EYES AND WHATEVER? Of course.
WHATS THE BEST THING YOU LIKE ABOUT LO? Her absolute joy in life. Her confidence.
LACEY? she is SO witty, makes me laugh all the time.
H? His patience, usually just not today.
LIL SOUTHERN GIRL? Gentleness
JULIE Q? her patience and gentleness. Also the way she loves her man.
JULIE JULIE BO BOOLIE? Generosity.
KING? The little boy inside and his honesty with himself and others.
DAWN? I want to go out with Lo and Dawn, I want that belly laughing that goes on.
RICKY? He looks out for the boy.
LOU? So ladylike and she says such nice things to me!
WHATS YOU FAVORITE GIRLS NAME Ruby or Scarlett.
FAVORITE BOYS NAME? Ezra.
FAVORITE KIND OF DAY? Cold crisp smokey fall day..its like that right now, no coats and no sweating. Heaven for me.
FAVORITE COSTUME? dunno
IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE FOR A DAY WHO WOULD IT BE? Sharon Osbourne.
FAVORITE GAME? I really HATE games.
DO YOU EVER GO BACK AND BECOME THAT LITTLE PERSON INSIDE YOU? Nope, I don't need to, the little girl in me was happy every day, safe and loved...don't need to redo any of that.
WHATS YOUR WORST DREAM? I always dream I am lost and can't find my way back to my kids.
DO YOU BELLIEVE IN ALIENS? Yes I do.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ABDUCTED? No. My boys were.
HAVE YOU EVER FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING KIDNAPPED? No, too scared.
AS A CHILD DID YOU LIKE OPPOSITE GENDER TOYS? Yep.
DO YOU GO TO THE TOY ISLE WHEN YOU AT WALMART? I used to.
FAVORITE COLOR WASH CLOTH AND TOWEL? White
HARD OR SOFT HOUSE SHOES? No shoes in the house. Ever.
WHY DONT YOU PAINT PICTURES? because I do pencil ones.
WHY DONT YOU SEW? I dont have a sewing machine. But I can sew. Same as Lo.
"TENNIS SHOES" FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, WITH OUR WITHOUT SOCKS? With socks. always...
DO YOU ITCH? 24 hours a day, I am on medication for it for life.
ARE YOU EXCESSIVELY THIRSTY? No I am not diabetic.
DO YOU LIKE POTATOES AND IF SO HOW? Yes. YES damn it.
WHAT THINGS DO YOU COLLECT? Staues of mothers and little boys.
I SKIPPED THESE QUESTIONS BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME THINGS PEOPLE SO DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME!!!
YOU EVER SNEAK OUT THE WINDOW AFTER YOUR PARENTS WENT TO BED? Of course not. I was a very good girl.
WHAT THE FUNNIEST THING YOU EVER LAUGHED AT STONED? Can anyone imagine me stoned?
YOU EVER BEEN ON A DOUBLE DATE ? Never so the 2nd part of this question didn't count!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WALK HOME AFTER A DATE PUT YOU OUT OF THE CAR BECAUSE HE/SHE WANTED YOU TO DO IT AND YOU DIDNT WANT TO? I can honestly say that every man I ever dated was so respectful, even now boys that I knew then say that they would never have thought of pushing me.
DO YOU GOT INGROWN TOENAIL? YES!!!
HAS ANYONE EVER STEPPED ON IT? Eli, three times a day at least!!
WHAT HAPPENED? I YELLED! He laughs.
FIGHT OR FLIGHT? Fight probably.
IN PUBLIC WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SOMEONE BELCHES? Laugh
FARTS? AS above.
HAVE YOU EVER SLIPPED AND FALLEN IN A STORE? No
THOSE BELL RINGING SALVATION ARMY PEOPLE PISS YOU OFF?
No.....but my stepson hates them, he used to get me up in front of the store manager all the time for being abusive.
HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO THEM AND TOLD THEM YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY? No!
DO YOU ANSWER THE DOOR WHEN SOMEONE BANGS ON IT LIKE THEY GONNA LOCK YO ASS UP!? It doesn't happen.
IF YOU COULD GET A NEW HOBBY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Piano playing.
DO YOU WRITE LONG HAND LETTERS? Not any more.
YOU LIKE CANDY OR FLOWERS FOR VALENTINES? I like it all.I just don't get it.
WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? Lots of stuff and all my kids here.
GRANNY PANTIES, HIGH CUT HIP OR BIKINIS? Granny panties they are most comfy.
YOU LIKE MEN IN JOCKS OR BOXER? Boxers...briefs??? ewwwwww.
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT YOUR NEXT CHILD TO BE IF IT WAS GOING TO BE ONE? A girl one
WHAT WOULD YO NAME HIM OR HER? Ruby or Hannah.
DO YOU LOVE TO BE PUBLICALLY AFFECTIONATE? Oh my yes.yes. yes.
ALL DAY SPA EXPERIENCE OR ALL DAY LIMO RIDE? I 'll take the Limo ride ....to London.
FAVORITE CEREAL? Oatmeal with brown sugar
MALE OR FEMALE TEDDYBEAR? Neither
YOU SCARED OF MICE? yes
OK THATS A WRAP, YOUVE BEEN SWARHUMPLED! Hooray, a first time for everything.
KISS KING And right back at ya!
posted by The other me | 6:53 am
3 Comments:
Mum!!!!!!
You actually did my survey?!!
Thank you! It was fun reading your answers! I so hope you feeling better! I know you have had some very emotional moments and its ok, Mum! Its ok! I lov eyou, Mum! And Im gonna write you a long letter! Im also gonna send you a quilt me and Aunt La made! Ita all hand made and I cut out all the peices and sewed on it my self too! I love you!
Kiss King
I lub you Hellsbells!!! I cant wait for you to get my package!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER KILLED ANYONE? No, but I stabbed my ex.
I think I love you.
LOL!!!!!
~Lisa~
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