Look at the bright side...

Look at the bright side
Feeling good is the right way to go
So keep your chin up
And brighten your soul
Keep your eye upon the doughnut
And not upon the hole.

The good thing, probably the only good thing about having a car like mine ( a rust bucket) is that when you come home, and the neighbour who never takes their bin back after they are emptied on thursday, true to form has still left it outside your back yard......well when you're darned if YOU are going to get out and move it and anyway you are so used to getting that big bus through that little gap....when you do that and misjudge it and hear a rasping grinding sound....and then get out to see you just did this



Well, it doesn't hurt so much as if it were a shiny new car, in fact it hurts your husband so little that he actually laughs. Yeah, funny.
And is that wasn't bad enough..could my reflection be any fatter? I swear that is the warped car's way of getting back at me, I am NOT that shape in real life!!